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13 May 2012

I need to have a talk with the dude I put in charge of Proxima Centauri; I really should have checked his “property management” credentials.  He hasn’t gotten the insulaion looked at in an epoch and Sol’s heating bills are killing Me.

~God

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Q:i love this blog <3

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1 May 2012

For the record, I invented the greatness of sliced bread and everything subsequent to it.

~God

bread

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29 April 2012

Foxen (yeah I made up that word - so what, so what?), alligators, rabbits and pandas were made for wearing. ~God

Damn that's a fine lookin' pussy

Damn that’s a fine lookin’ pussy.  Cat.  Rawr.

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27 April 2012

I’m going on record here:  Martin Luther was a major douchebag.

~ God

He even looks like an asshole.

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17 March 2012

Currently drinking St. Patrick under the divine table.

Yeah you fuckin’ better.

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I&#8217;m really sick of waiting for the iPhone 5 so I just made one with a 423 megapixel camera.  I snapped this pic with it today when I went for my stroll around Andromeda.  Man, I rule.~God 
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I’m really sick of waiting for the iPhone 5 so I just made one with a 423 megapixel camera.  I snapped this pic with it today when I went for my stroll around Andromeda.  Man, I rule.

~God 

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15 March 2012

Dear Me, I knew Eve was naive…but taking advice from a talking snake?  There was no frickin’ snake. Maybe I should have spent less time explaining the Tree of Knowledge and put more emphasis on the suspiciously ubiquitous presence of psychedelic mushrooms. ~God

Ha.  Now we're fucked forever lolzcat!

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17 December 2011

I was thinking…Adam’s got at least 12 more ribs.  I could open a pretty ballin’ strip club.

Shit, they’re already naked.  Gonna have to talk to Satan about some clothes.

~God

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16 December 2011

Back from my extended vacay in the Cat’s Eye Nebula.  Man that shit is boring.

Purrrrrrrrrr.  LAME.

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