I need to have a talk with the dude I put in charge of Proxima Centauri; I really should have checked his “property management” credentials. He hasn’t gotten the insulaion looked at in an epoch and Sol’s heating bills are killing Me.
~God
For the record, I invented the greatness of sliced bread and everything subsequent to it.
~God
Foxen (yeah I made up that word - so what, so what?), alligators, rabbits and pandas were made for wearing. ~God
Damn that’s a fine lookin’ pussy. Cat. Rawr.
I’m going on record here: Martin Luther was a major douchebag.
~ God
He even looks like an asshole.
Currently drinking St. Patrick under the divine table.
Yeah you fuckin’ better.
I’m really sick of waiting for the iPhone 5 so I just made one with a 423 megapixel camera. I snapped this pic with it today when I went for my stroll around Andromeda. Man, I rule.
~God
Dear Me, I knew Eve was naive…but taking advice from a talking snake? There was no frickin’ snake. Maybe I should have spent less time explaining the Tree of Knowledge and put more emphasis on the suspiciously ubiquitous presence of psychedelic mushrooms. ~God
I was thinking…Adam’s got at least 12 more ribs. I could open a pretty ballin’ strip club.
Shit, they’re already naked. Gonna have to talk to Satan about some clothes.
~God
Back from my extended vacay in the Cat’s Eye Nebula. Man that shit is boring.
